Funny Shorts - JokesWhy did the partially blind man fall down a well?
He really couldn't see that well.
You can say what you want about deaf people.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too far out, man.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says "Wow! You have a drink named Steve!?"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE you idiot!
What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised
Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns?
They taste funny
Why does Trump take anti anxiety pills?
To prevent Hispanic attacks.
What did Jesus say to start the Last Supper?
"OK guys get on this side of the table if you want to be in the picture."
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweet-ment and if you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here I'll go on ahead!
If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
Scream "let me out of here!" and claw at the inside of his coffin.
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