Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was skipping down the trail when she noticed some movement behind a big rock.
"I see you Big Bad Wolf" she said. But the Big Bad Wolf just yelped and ran on down the trail.
Little Red Riding Hood skipped on down the trail a little further and she saw Big Bad Wolf kneeling behind a tree.
"Oh I see you Big Bad Wolf" she said. And again the Big Bad Wolf just yowled in frustration and ran on down the trail.
She skipped on down the trail a little further and she saw Big Bad Wolf squatting behind a bush. Once again our heroine yells "I can see you Big Bad Wolf! You old scaredy cat".
And the Big Bad Wolf, obviously in great pain, wild eyed and desperate said:
"Please, please little girl, will you please stop following me and just leave me alone? I'm trying to take a shit."
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